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Funny Quotes
231. “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”
―Carl Jung See also Psychology.
Funny Quotes
232. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”
―Bill Murray
Funny Quotes
234. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”
―Mark Twain See also Death.
Funny Quotes
235. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.
Funny Words
236. Schnapsidee
German for ideas and plans so ludicrous that they must have been conceived while drunk. See also Alcohol, German.
Funny Insults
237. You Look Like You Wiggle Your Fingers and Say, “I’ve Been Good This Week” when You See a Donut
See also Donuts.
Funny Anti-Jokes
238. How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. We are efficient and humorless. See also German.