Funny Quotes

6121. "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?"

See also Television.

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Funny Things to Do

6122. Peeing Into an Urinal With One Hand on the Hip

Show-off! See also Bathroom, Men.

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Funny Words

6123. Hirsute

To be hairy or fuzzy. See also Body, Hair.

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Funny Things to Do

6124. Giving Fives Between Free Throws

Make, miss, or airball, props for just getting rid of the ball.

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Funny Insults

6125. D-Bag

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Funny Places

6126. Floyd's Knobs, Indiana

Who was Floyd anyway?

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Funny Things

6127. Pornstaches

E.g., the facial hair on this gentlemen holding a basketball. See also Hair.

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Funny Foods

6128. Marzipan Shop

A sickeningly sweet almond paste shaped into barely edible, miniature fruits. See also Dessert.

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Funny Phobias

6129. Rhabdophobia

Fear of being beaten by a rod or instrument of punishment, or of being severely criticized.

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Funny Songs

6130. My Ding A Ling Shop

"When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy, silver bells hangin' on a string, she told me it was my ding a ling. My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want to play with my ding a ling." Surprisingly, this was Chuck Berry's only number one song. See also Music, Singers, Sophomoric.

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