Funny Observations

1. There is a Person in the World Who Has Eaten More Mayonnaise than Any Other Person, and They Don’t Know It

It could be you…

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Funny Animals

2. Pairrot

Conjoined twin parrots. See also Birds.

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Funny Euphemisms

3. A Cucumber, but Uglier

Also known as a pickle. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

4. You Look Like the Type of Person to Tilt Their Entire Body Whilst Playing Mario Kart

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Funny Advice

5. Never Trade Your Cow for Beans

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Funny Names

6. His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

The Ugandan dictator Idi Amin’s full title.

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Funny Nicknames

7. Phoneager

A teenager who is always on there phone. I.e. all of them. See also Phones, Teenagers.

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Funny Words

8. Waikikamukau

Pronounced, “why-kick-a-moo-cow,” it’s a generic name for a small rural town used by New Zealanders. See also New Zealand.

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Funny Euphemisms

9. Death by Boredom

Also known as paperwork.

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Funny Quotes

10. “If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.”

―Judith Martin

You’re… alive?

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