Funny Insults

1. You Look Like You Snack on Pocket Lint

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Funny Things

2. Orphaned Tupperware

Containers without lids.

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Funny Insults

3. You Look Like You Call Sparkling Water “Too Spicy"

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Funny Questions

4. What's the Color of a Mirror?

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Funny Things

5. Wombat Poop

Famously cube-shaped. See also Australian, Scatalogical.

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Funny Quotes

6. “My name is Bobby, I like to party, and if you don't believe me, watch me shake my body!”

―Bobby Hill

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Funny Insults

7. You Smell Like Terms and Conditions

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Funny Observations

8. If Skunks Ever Learn How to Use Lighters, We’re All Doomed

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Euphemisms

9. Murder Spagurder

Also known as a venomous snake. See also Snakes.

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Funny Quotes

10. “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”

―Yogi Berra

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