Funny Euphemisms

1. Death by Boredom

Also known as paperwork.

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Funny Quotes

2. “If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.”

―Judith Martin

You’re… alive?

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Funny Insults

3. You Look Like You Wake Up and Say “Good Morning” to Random Objects in Your House

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Funny Insults

4. You Look Like You Wash Paper Plates

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Funny Words

5. Shoop

A single sheep. See also Made Up.

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Funny Euphemisms

6. Dirty Banana

Also known as a carrot. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

7. Your Mother Buys Mega Blocks Instead of Legos

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Funny Animals

8. The Fourth Little Piggy

His house was made out of wolf skulls. It wasn’t very sturdy, but it sent a message.

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Funny Insults

9. You Look Like a Person Who Say to Their Mother, “Dearest Mother, I Require Urination.”

See also Bathroom.

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Funny Questions

10. Why is Charlie Short for Charles if they have the same amount of letters?

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