Funny Insults

1. If I Were a Dog and You Were a Flower, I’d Lift Up My Leg and Give You a Shower

See also Dogs, Flowers, Poetry.

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Funny Insults

2. I Can Only Explain it to You; I Can’t Understand it for You

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Funny Clothes

3. Unbuckled Belt

Just flapping around like a pair of skinny leather wings as you walk.

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Funny Insults

4. You Look Like You Snack on Pocket Lint

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Funny Things

5. Orphaned Tupperware

Containers without lids.

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Funny Insults

6. You Look Like You Call Sparkling Water “Too Spicy"

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Funny Questions

7. What's the Color of a Mirror?

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Funny Things

8. Wombat Poop

Famously cube-shaped. See also Australian, Scatalogical.

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Funny Quotes

9. “My name is Bobby, I like to party, and if you don't believe me, watch me shake my body!”

―Bobby Hill

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Funny Insults

10. You Smell Like Terms and Conditions

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