Funny Euphemisms

1. Spoon With Hair

Also known as a Fork. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Advice

2. Never Put Uranium in Your Cranium

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Funny Observations

3. A Baker Covers His Mistakes in Frosting; a Surgeon Covers His Mistakes in Soil

See also Doctors.

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Funny Things to Do

4. Riding a Lawnmower Across Great Britain

You’re not the first.

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Funny Euphemisms

5. Business Goose

Also known as a penguin. See also Birds.

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Funny Instruments

6. Rubber Band

Stretch between two stationary objects and flick repeatedly. See also Annoying.

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Funny Observations

7. For a Brief Time, You Were the Youngest Person in the World

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Funny Places

8. The Cupboard Under the Stairs

Perfect for storing all those unwanted magical nephews that you have lying around.

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Funny Questions

9. Is an Oreo with No Cream an Oo?

See also Snacks.

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Funny Dances

10. The Statue Dance

It’s easy, trust me.

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