The Guy Chair

Found in women's clothing stores everywhere and used to seat bored husbands and boyfriends, some of who are holding purses and most of whom are carefully avoiding eye contact.

Funny Things | February 20, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged Furniture, Places, Relationships

Fauxhawks

Funny Things | February 13, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Hair

Supermarket Sweep

Television game show in which midwestern housewives try to fit as many Butterball turkeys as possible into a shopping cart and push it around at a high rate of speed.

Funny Things | February 12, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged 90's

Comfortable Silences

Wonderful moments on perfect dates.

Funny Things | February 12, 2008 | 1 Comment

Yosemite Sam "Back Off" Mudflaps

I saw them on an APC in Iraq. Freakin' hilarious.

Funny Things | February 8, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Cars

Booby Traps

Funny Things | February 5, 2008 | 4 Comments

Glamour Shots®

Soft-core boudoir photography from a mall portrait studio.

Funny Things | January 23, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged 90's

Celebrity Cartoons

For example, MC Hammer's short-lived Hammerman featuring a magical pair of talking dance shoes and the Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, and Bo Jackson collaboration and breakfast-cereal-tie-in ProStars which, incidentally, was "all about helping kids".

Funny Things | January 16, 2008 | 2 Comments | Tagged 90's, Television

Harpoons

For killin' whales and shit, yo!

Funny Things | January 5, 2008 | Post a Comment

Swag

The free T-Shirts, foam cup-holders, and key rings you receive when attending conventions.

Funny Things | January 1, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Unnecessary