Funny Things

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21. Toupees

The absolute, 100%, sure-fire way to keep your dignity after the age of fifty.

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22. Tiny Little Dinosaur Arms.

Rex. Seriously. You gotta start workin' out the upper body. See also Body, Dinosaurs.

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23. Liripoop

The piece of string on a graduate's hat. See also Schools.

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24. Baseballs with Blue Seams

There's always at least one in the bucket See also Baseball, Sports.

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25. Doomsday Device

Add this and/or a briefcase to any situation to make things immediately more interesting. See also Movies.

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26. Wavicle

A subatomic particle that acts both like a wave and a particle. See also Science.

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27. Adamantium Steel

Fictional, indestructible metal alloy coveted by real, insufferable nerds. See also Comics.

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28. Wampum

Possibly the finest currency in existence. See also Indian, Money.

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29. Gussets

The reinforced fabric found in the crotch of panty hose.

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30. Meat Sweats

When you eat so much meat you break out in a sweat. A staple of American holidays like the Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, and whenever the McRib is in town. See also Fast Food.

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