Much improved when matching glitter top hats and vests are worn. But what isn't?
The absolute, 100%, sure-fire way to keep your dignity after the age of fifty.
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Add this and/or a briefcase to any situation to make things immediately more interesting. See also Movies.
A subatomic particle that acts both like a wave and a particle. See also Science.
Fictional, indestructible metal alloy coveted by real, insufferable nerds. See also Comics.
The reinforced fabric found in the crotch of panty hose.