The absolute, 100%, sure-fire way to keep your dignity after the age of fifty.
Add this and/or a briefcase to any situation to make things immediately more interesting. See also Movies.
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A subatomic particle that acts both like a wave and a particle. See also Science.
Fictional, indestructible metal alloy coveted by real, insufferable nerds. See also Comics.
The reinforced fabric found in the crotch of panty hose.
When you eat so much meat you break out in a sweat. A staple of American holidays like the Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, and whenever the McRib is in town. See also Fast Food.