Funny Things

Funny Things

71. Cockles

Any of various weeds that grow in grain fields, as the corn cockle. See also Plants.

Added by tommy22 on March 16, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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72. The French Mustache

Also known as a pencil mustache. Come on, man up and grow a real mustache! See also French, Hair, Unnecessary.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 13, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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73. Tyrannosaurus Arms

Because they're useless! See also Body, Dinosaurs.

Added by SpaceParasites on March 9, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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74. The Gay Ear

When getting a piercing, the ear a young, straight man must insure goes unpunctured. It's the left, right? See also Body, Homosexual, Sophomoric.

Added by Ryan on March 1, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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75. Tragus

The little inward-facing protrusion on your ear located above your ear lobe and in front of your ear canal. See also Body.

Added by scottmsiegel on February 9, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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76. When the Price of the Bill Comes up as a Year

$19.87 "Ooh that was a good year!"

Added by Amanda on February 8, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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77. Hootenany

A wild, raucous party often involving folk music. See also Music.

Added by a Guest on January 17, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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78. Sensible Haircuts

A short, easy-to-care-for, overly-frosted mom 'do. Looks best when paired with mom jeans. See also Hair.

Added by scottmsiegel on January 9, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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79. Duodenum

A section of the small intestine. See also Body.

Added by a Guest on January 3, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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80. Biting Stick

Both safer and cheaper than anesthesia. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Brian on December 17, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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