Inherently Funny Things

 
71.
 

Butt Implants

Like these.

Funny Things | July 14, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Vanity

 
 
 
 
72.
 

The Three Tenets of Super Mario Bros. 3

Shellsmanship, manipulation of the 'B' button, and lack of hubris.

Funny Things | July 11, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged 90's, Video Games

 
 
 
 
73.
 

The Secret

Before I read The Secret I was fat and unsuccessful. Now I am rich and slim.

Funny Things | July 4, 2007 | 1 Comment

 
 
 
 
74.
 

Rat Tails

Not long ago a guy with a braided rat tail called me "Hooter Girl". I was not impressed.

Funny Things | July 1, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's

 
 
 
 
75.
 

The Big Nickel

It's literally a giant nickel and the world's largest coin.

Funny Things | June 27, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Canadian

 
 
 
 
76.
 

iGrill

George Foreman grill powered by your computer's USB port.

Funny Things | June 27, 2007 | 2 Comments | Tagged Nerds, Unnecessary

 
 
 
 
77.
 

Rambo Knife

Knife with a screw-top compass and couple random survival tools stuffed in the handle.

Funny Things | June 18, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's, Movies

 
 
 
 
78.
 

Carving Stations

They usually have these at all you can eat buffets. A guy in a chef's hat carving slices from a huge side of beef. These are, by definition, awesome. At my wedding, there's only going to be carving stations. Like ten of them.

Funny Things | June 14, 2007 | 1 Comment | Tagged Food

 
 
 
 
79.
 

Magnum Condoms

C'mon dude. Really?

Funny Things | June 7, 2007 | 2 Comments | Tagged Sex

 
 
 
 
80.
 

Mull-Hawk

A combination of a mullet and mohawk that makes me want to vomit.

Funny Things | May 25, 2007 | Post a Comment