Funny Things

Funny Things

71. The Gay Ear

When getting a piercing, the ear a young, straight man must insure goes unpunctured. It's the left, right? See also Body, Homosexual, Sophomoric.

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72. Tragus

The little inward-facing protrusion on your ear located above your ear lobe and in front of your ear canal. See also Body.

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73. When the Price of the Bill Comes up as a Year

$19.87 "Ooh that was a good year!"

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74. Hootenany

A wild, raucous party often involving folk music. See also Music.

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75. Sensible Haircuts

A short, easy-to-care-for, overly-frosted mom 'do. Looks best when paired with mom jeans. See also Hair.

Added by scottmsiegel on January 9, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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76. Duodenum

A section of the small intestine. See also Body.

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77. Biting Stick

Both safer and cheaper than anesthesia. See also Old-Timey.

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78. Frisbeetarianism

The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and get's stuck. See also Religion.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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79. Microphone Headsets on Aerobics Instructors

Especially funny when paired with a sweatband. See also Exercise, Gym.

Added by Amanda on November 20, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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80. Office Holiday Decoration Safety Guidelines

Rules from HR regarding how you can and cannot decorate your cubicle for the holidays. Usually sent as an all employee email with an animated emoticon wearing a Santa hat. See also Holidays, Office.

Added by Amanda on November 20, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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