Funny Things

Funny Things

61. Ballcock

See also Bathroom.

Added by scottmsiegel on December 1, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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62. Microphone Headsets on Aerobics Instructors

Especially funny when paired with a sweatband. See also Exercise, Gym.

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63. Office Holiday Decoration Safety Guidelines

Rules from HR regarding how you can and cannot decorate your cubicle for the holidays. Usually sent as an all employee email with an animated emoticon wearing a Santa hat. See also Holidays, Office.

Added by Amanda on November 20, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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64. Bendy Straws

It's funny when someone tries to open one by jabbing one side of the straw on a table and it bends instead. See also Restaurants.

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65. Vampire Hickey

When a vampire doesn't go all the way.

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66. Anorexic Farts

There's nothing like the smell of a fart from someone who doesn't eat. See also Flatulence.

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67. Saw Paintings

Very big in Wisconsin. These are paintings, usually of nature scenes, done on the side of a hand saw in oil paint. See also Art.

Added by Tim on September 15, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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68. 1970's Metal Lunchboxes With a Glass-Lined Thermos

For children. Inside a metal lunch box. Didn't matter if it was Barbie, Hong Kong Fooey, or Hot Wheels; the Thermos bottle had a glass lining. The lining would last approximately two days, if it didn't in fact break on the way to school. I remember actually pursing my lips and actually drinking my milk through the glass. It took the lunchbox people around eight years or so figure out that it was a bad idea. See also 70's, Children, Schools.

Added by Tim on August 20, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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69. Preformationism

Seventeenth century theory that all organisms were created at the same time and exist as fully-formed but miniature versions of themselves until birth. See also Biology.

Added by Tyler on August 16, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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70. Mangagement Rings

When proposing to a man is not emasculating enough, really cut his balls off by getting down on one knee and presenting him with a men's engagement ring. See also Jewelry, Marriage, Portmanteau.

Added by Anthony on July 27, 2009| Comment | You Like This |