It's funny when someone tries to open one by jabbing one side of the straw on a table and it bends instead. See also Restaurants.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny thing.
When a vampire doesn't go all the way.
There's nothing like the smell of a fart from someone who doesn't eat. See also Flatulence.
Very big in Wisconsin. These are paintings, usually of nature scenes, done on the side of a hand saw in oil paint. See also Art.
For children. Inside a metal lunch box. Didn't matter if it was Barbie, Hong Kong Fooey, or Hot Wheels; the Thermos bottle had a glass lining. The lining would last approximately two days, if it didn't in fact break on the way to school. I remember actually pursing my lips and actually drinking my milk through the glass. It took the lunchbox people around eight years or so figure out that it was a bad idea. See also 70's, Children, Schools.
Seventeenth century theory that all organisms were created at the same time and exist as fully-formed but miniature versions of themselves until birth. See also Biology.