Funny Things

Funny Things

61. Meat Sweats

When you eat so much meat you break out in a sweat. A staple of American holidays like the Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, and whenever the McRib is in town. See also Fast Food.

Added by SpaceParasites on November 19, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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62. Pork Barrel Spending

Pork should NEVER come in a barrel. See also Politics.

Added by SpaceParasites on November 8, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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63. Gelmet

When someone uses so much gel that their hair becomes a protective device for their skull. See also Portmanteau.

Added by a Guest on October 21, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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64. 90210 Day

Also known as September 2, 2010 or 9/02/10. See also 90s, Television.

Added by Brian on September 2, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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65. Throw Pillows with Attitude

Like "Help, I'm a pistachio stuck in a peanut jar" and "Bet ya 50 bucks I can quit gambling" and "In dog years I'm dead".

Added by Ryan on July 22, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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66. Obscenicons

The symbols that represent obscenities in comic strips. Here's a whole list of them. See also Profanity.

Added by Ryan on July 18, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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67. Ectoplasm

See also Paranormal.

Added by Brian on May 22, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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68. Clove Cigarettes

See also Pretentious.

Added by Ryan on May 16, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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69. Chuck Todd's Goatee

Yeck. See also Politics, Television.

Added by Ryan on May 8, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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70. Valborg

A Swedish holiday to celebrate the coming of spring and a day for everyone to get smashed and light things on fire. See also Holidays, Swedish.

Added by CaptainKrill on April 30, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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