Funny Things

Funny Things

61. Duodenum

A section of the small intestine. See also Body.

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62. Tote Bags

Preferred swag of the NPR set. See also Yuppies.

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63. Biting Stick

Both safer and cheaper than anesthesia. See also Old-Timey.

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64. Frisbeetarianism

The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and get's stuck. See also Religion.

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65. Dental Dams

Keeping safe sex... safe. See also Sex.

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66. Ballcock

See also Bathroom.

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67. Microphone Headsets on Aerobics Instructors

Especially funny when paired with a sweatband. See also Exercise, Gym.

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68. Office Holiday Decoration Safety Guidelines

Rules from HR regarding how you can and cannot decorate your cubicle for the holidays. Usually sent as an all employee email with an animated emoticon wearing a Santa hat. See also Holidays, Office.

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69. Bendy Straws

It's funny when someone tries to open one by jabbing one side of the straw on a table and it bends instead. See also Restaurants.

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70. Vampire Hickey

When a vampire doesn't go all the way.

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