No.
Gauze
At the inherently funny medical center, there is only one treatment: 1) Just rub some salve on it 2) Apply gauze.
Patchouli
Hey, according to Wikipedia, patchouli can be used as as hair conditioner for dreadlocks.
Shoe Phone
Sports Illustrated giveaway that inspired the line, "Hey Mom, I'm talking on a shoe!"
The Johnny-Light
A light for your toilet. (The music on their website makes me laugh.)
Playgirl Magazine
This publication is just embarassing.
Cancer Kazoo
Used by people who smoked and have developed cancer. It is that tube that comes out of their throat. It looks like a Kazoo and the muffle from the microphone device they use sounds strangely similar to that of said Kazoo.
Sardine Beards
The inedible part of the sardine.
The Secret Language of Babies
No lie, babies communicate in a top-secret language. I saw it on Oprah.
