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91. Anorexic Farts

There's nothing like the smell of a fart from someone who doesn't eat. See also Flatulence.

Added by Amanda on October 1, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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92. Saw Paintings

Very big in Wisconsin. These are paintings, usually of nature scenes, done on the side of a hand saw in oil paint. See also Art, Wisconsin.

Added by Tim on September 15, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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93. 1970's Metal Lunchboxes With a Glass-Lined Thermos

For children. Inside a metal lunch box. Didn't matter if it was Barbie, Hong Kong Fooey, or Hot Wheels; the Thermos bottle had a glass lining. The lining would last approximately two days, if it didn't in fact break on the way to school. I remember actually pursing my lips and actually drinking my milk through the glass. It took the lunchbox people around eight years or so figure out that it was a bad idea. See also 70's, Children, Schools.

Added by Tim on August 20, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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94. Preformationism

Seventeenth century theory that all organisms were created at the same time and exist as fully-formed but miniature versions of themselves until birth. See also Biology.

Added by Tyler on August 16, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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95. Mangagement Rings

When proposing to a man is not emasculating enough, really cut his balls off by getting down on one knee and presenting him with a men's engagement ring. See also Jewelry, Marriage, Portmanteau.

Added by Anthony on July 27, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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96. Livestock Classified Ads

"Elvis is a large Jersey Giant Rooster, weighing close to 10 pounds already. He stands close to 2 feet tall and is very handsome. He is not agressive toward people but is also not the friendliest of our flock. He is crowing and fertilizing eggs!"

"Two Standard Blue Cochins available for purchase from a small, hobby breeder. These birds are around one year old, and they are of large stature and lustrous beauty."

"Registered jersey milk cow for sale. She is 5 years old and very gentle. On good green pasture she will give 8 to 9 gallons per day. " See also Animals.

Added by Frank on July 13, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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97. Butter Sculptures

Like this, this, and this. See also Dairy, Food.

Added by Anthony on July 2, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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98. The California Raisins

Hard to believe, but these rhythm-and-blues-singing, spat-wearing, claymation raisins were so popular in the 80's that they appeared on t-shirts, Christmas TV specials, and even a Nintendo video game. See also 80's, Commercials, Fruits.

Added by Ryan on June 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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99. Methylchloroisothiazolinone

Ingredient found in shampoo. See also Health.

Added by a Guest on April 29, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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100. Gunracks in Pickup Trucks

God bless America. See also Rednecks.

Added by DieterW on April 12, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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