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91. Duodenum

A section of the small intestine. See also Body.

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92. Biting Stick

Both safer and cheaper than anesthesia. See also Old-Timey.

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93. Frisbeetarianism

The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and get's stuck. See also Religion.

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94. Microphone Headsets on Aerobics Instructors

Especially funny when paired with a sweatband. See also Exercise, Gym.

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95. Office Holiday Decoration Safety Guidelines

Rules from HR regarding how you can and cannot decorate your cubicle for the holidays. Usually sent as an all employee email with an animated emoticon wearing a Santa hat. See also Holidays, Office.

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96. Vampire Hickey

When a vampire doesn't go all the way.

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97. Anorexic Farts

There's nothing like the smell of a fart from someone who doesn't eat. See also Flatulence.

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98. Saw Paintings

Very big in Wisconsin. These are paintings, usually of nature scenes, done on the side of a hand saw in oil paint. See also Art, Wisconsin.

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99. 1970's Metal Lunchboxes With a Glass-Lined Thermos

For children. Inside a metal lunch box. Didn't matter if it was Barbie, Hong Kong Fooey, or Hot Wheels; the Thermos bottle had a glass lining. The lining would last approximately two days, if it didn't in fact break on the way to school. I remember actually pursing my lips and actually drinking my milk through the glass. It took the lunchbox people around eight years or so figure out that it was a bad idea. See also 70's, Children, Schools.

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100. Preformationism

Seventeenth century theory that all organisms were created at the same time and exist as fully-formed but miniature versions of themselves until birth. See also Biology.

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