For those of us poor saps who can never decide between the fork and the spoon! The name Spork was trademarked registered by the Van Brode Milling Co., Inc., of Clinton, Massuchests in 1969 for a piece of cutlery combining the features of a spoon, a fork and sometimes a knife. In the United Kingdom, "Spork" has been trademark registered by Plastico Limited (TM 1052291) since 1975. The name spork has been in common use since at least 1900 and appeared in the 1909 Century Dictionary supplement. There are many patents for sporks with or without the use of the name itself dating back over one hundred years.
Sculpting wood using the delicate application of a chainsaw.
The small, silver handle that flushes a urinal. Why's it called a dick stick? Well, think about the last thing your hand touches before you touch it. And then think about all the guys that preceded you. See also Bathroom.
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All-purpose tool for the coming economic crisis. See also Old-Timey.
That's what you'll get if you keep on... fill in the blank. A sort of warning to stop what you're doing.