Like "Help, I'm a pistachio stuck in a peanut jar" and "Bet ya 50 bucks I can quit gambling" and "In dog years I'm dead".
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing?
Well son, when a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much..... WHOA Whoa whoa! See also Sex.
Honestly, 'anything' sack is funny!
Any of various weeds that grow in grain fields, as the corn cockle. See also Plants.