The reinforced fabric found in the crotch of panty hose.
When you eat so much meat you break out in a sweat. A staple of American holidays like the Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, and whenever the McRib is in town. See also Fast Food.
When someone uses so much gel that their hair becomes a protective device for their skull. See also Portmanteau.
Hey! A little help here! Add your own funny thing.
Like "Help, I'm a pistachio stuck in a peanut jar" and "Bet ya 50 bucks I can quit gambling" and "In dog years I'm dead".