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1. Sacabambaspis

An extinct type of jawless fish. Take a look and try not to think about it. See also Fish.

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2. Why is Crime So Low in Iceland?

Because it’s illegal.

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3. What’s White and Annoying at Breakfast?

An avalanche.

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4. Making a Slinky Go Down the Stairs

It’s sooo cool and satisfying.

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5. An Electric Eel with a Hat on

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6. You Look Like You’re Left-Handed

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7. Don’t Buy Anything with Velcro

It’s a total rip off. See also Dad Jokes.

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8. You Look Like You Call Coffee a Cup of Joe

Responsible for keeping the emotional morale of office plants, forgotten coffee mugs, and slightly neglected coworkers at peak levels. Duties include whispering affirmations to ferns, validating staplers’ existence, and gently reminding Bob in Accounting that he is enough.
Fluent in passive-aggressive Post-it notes.

Can interpret sighs, side-eyes, and printer groans.

Excellent at pretending to cry at mediocre birthday cards. Paid in leftover birthday cake slices and cryptic compliments from upper management.

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Funny Jobs

10. Senior Vice President of Snack Procurement Strategy (SVPSPS)

Oversees the highly sensitive and politically fraught operation of choosing, acquiring, and hiding the best snacks in the office. Must navigate inter-departmental tensions caused by missing granola bars and passive-aggressive notes on the fridge.

Conduct quarterly audits of the communal snack drawer (a.k.a. the Crumb Zone).

Mediate turf wars over the last bag of spicy chips.

Strategically deploy decoy healthy snacks to throw off rival snack raiders.