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Funny Things to Do

121. Giving Your Son or Daughter an Orange for Their Birthday

Watch the spoiled brats cry. See also Birthdays, Fruits, Pranks.

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Funny Books

122. The Tattoed Potato and Other Clues Shop

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Funny Books

123. The Night Dad Went To Jail Shop

A terribly sad-looking book that for some reason keeps popping up in books recommended for me. See also Crime.

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Funny Quotes

124. "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

So sayeth Ralph Wiggum. See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

125. Why Was the Little Boy Upset?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Funny T-Shirts

126. Wisconsin: Come and Smell Our Dairy Air! Shop

Subtle play on the French "Derriere". Found at roadside gift shops in Wisconsin, along with lots of cheese. See also Cheese, Wisconsin.

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Funny Things to Do

127. Saying CHARGE! at a Crosswalk

This works best in cities. Everyone follows behind as you lead your army to victory!

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Funny Questions

129. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl When It's Using the Bathroom?

Because the P is silent. See also Bathroom, Dinosaurs.

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Funny Quotes

130. "Though she be but little, she is fierce!"

Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Literature, Shakespeare.

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