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Funny Places

121. Pfafftown, North Carolina

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Funny Drinks

122. Test Tube Shots

Available in low-quality bars everywhere. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Sayings

123. Same Shit, Different Toilet

When the second option is just as bad as the first. See also Profanity.

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Funny Quotes

124. "Text Me the Deats"

How teens talk on network TV. See also Slang, Teenagers, Television.

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Funny Sayings

125. You Are My Oprah

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Funny Things to Do

126. Riding to the Farmer's Market on a Unicycle

You know who you are. See also Hippies.

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Funny Insults

127. Beetle-Headed, Flap-Eared Knave

Ah, Shakespeare. See also Literature.

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Funny Foods

128. Hot Butt Cappy

Yes, it's a thing. It is spiced pork shoulder, with a lot of paprika. I worked at a deli, and we sold it. Possibly the most inherently funny meat. See also Meat.

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Funny Quotes

129. "I'm Cold." "Hi Cold, I'm Dad."

Classic dad humor. See also Dads.

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