80 Entries Tagged “Body”

Funny Quotes

61. "Martinis are like breasts. One isn't enough and three is too many."

See also Alcohol, Body.

Added by a Guest on August 3, 2008| 22 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

62. Hirsute

To be hairy or fuzzy. See also Body, Hair.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

63. Nads Shop

Unfortunately named hair removal product. See also Body, Hair, Hygiene.

Added by a Guest on March 22, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

64. Butt Wrongs

A polite term for intestinal distress. See also Body.

Added by a Guest on March 21, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

65. Hair

When it's on your head, it's pretty. Once it's off your head, everyone thinks it's disgusting. See also Body.

Added by a Guest on March 20, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

66. Baby Heads

They're way too big for their teeny bodies. See also Body.

Added by a Guest on March 6, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

67. Detachable Penis Shop

Basically a guy singing about having a detachable penis. Actually got air play too. See also Body, Music.

Added by a Guest on February 23, 2008| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

68. Bingo Wings

According to Wikipedia, "a slang term used to describe the build-up of fat and or flaccid muscle that hangs from the underside of the upper arms." See also Body, British.

Added by a Guest on February 19, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

69. Block

Slang for head, as in "I'll knock yer block off!" See also 50's, Body.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

70. Zygomatic

A bone in your skull. See also Body.

Added by a Guest on June 16, 2007| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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