Entries Tagged “Internet”
A good thing to have tattooed someplace nobody would look unless they're dead, such as the inner thigh or behind the ear. See also Internet.
12. Google Earth gives you the opportunity to go and see anywhere in the world. So what do you do? You go and look at your house.
See also Internet.
13. The Babies in Memes Who Grow Up and Have Their Parents Constantly Point Out That They Were a Meme
And the young adults in memes who grow older and have their friends point out they were a meme all the time.
And the middle aged people in memes who grow older and have their children point out they were a meme all the time.
And the old people in memes who will never fully comprehend why they were in a meme to begin with, despite everyone telling them.
And the animals who'll never know they were in a meme, or photographically documented in any way. See also Internet.
I just got one. See also Internet, Useless.
More people have walked on the moon than have done this. See also Internet, Technology.
17. Milkshake Duck
I'm surprised no one has typed this yet, despite it being the Maquarie Dictionary word of the year.
By the way, it means a story that seems innocent at first, but escalates into something bad after further investigation. Take the coiner of the word's short story, for example:
The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist. See also Internet.
Formerly Terri Illigan, she sold her name on eBay for $15,199. See also Internet.
Once you have arrived here, friend, there is no hope for you. Abandon your search, for it will be fruitless. See also Internet.
20. Wi-fi Dowsing
Holding your phone out in front of you while trying to find he area with the fastest wi-fi. See also Internet, Technology.