135 Entries Tagged “Made Up”
Funny Drinks
131. Shrinking Potion
In third grade a classmate claimed to not only have a shrinking potion but to have an invisibility potion as well. I responded that I owned a space bug, but this was a lie. I had lost the space bug in second grade. See also Made Up.
Funny Things
133. The Leather of Imaginary Animals
There is something especially decadent about owning a unicorn-skin jacket. See also Clothes, Made Up.
Funny Things
134. Beagle Harness
From James Thurber's My Friend McNulty. See also Animals, Made Up, Pets.
Funny Words
135. Heatty
"Heatty" is not a real word, but it is funnier than "hot." See also Made Up.