Entries Tagged “Celebrities”

Funny Anti-Jokes

11. How Do You Wake Up Lady Gaga?

Set an alarm to a reasonable hour. See also Celebrities, Singers.

Added by lolzor on October 7, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

12. Benign Chickenhatch

I think you know who I'm talking about. See also Celebrities.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2015| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

13. Bumblebee Pudding Pants

You know who I'm talking about.
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Ok, I'm talking about Benedict Cumberbatch. See also Celebrities.

Added by a Guest on September 20, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

14. What if Michael Jackson Didn't Start with the Man in the Mirror?

See also Celebrities.

Added by a Guest on September 17, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

15. "Smoking Kills. If You're Killed, You've Lost a Very Important Part of Your Life"

Brooke Shields may or may not have said this. See also Celebrities, Smoking.

Added by a Guest on September 17, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

16. Bodyguard with Benefits

Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.

Added by kystur55 on July 25, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

17. A Few Decades Ago, We Had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now We Have No Cash, No Hope, and No Jobs.

Pray that Kevin Bacon doesn't die. See also Celebrities.

Added by a Guest on April 8, 2015| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

18. Benadryl Cabbagepatch

See also Celebrities.

Added by a Guest on February 20, 2015| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

19. Sketti

Honey Boo Boo dish of microwaved spaghetti, butter, and ketchup. See also Celebrities, White Trash.

Added by a Guest on June 17, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

20. Fuckersberg, Austria

I wonder what Arnold Schwarzenegger's reaction was when he learned English. See also Celebrities, Profanity.

Added by LactoseIntolerantCow on May 29, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

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