69 Entries Tagged “Scatological”

Funny Advice

51. If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow. If It's Brown, Flush It Down.

See also Scatological.

Added by Mickmick on November 22, 2011| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

52. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!

See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 10, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

53. Butler Toilet Paper Holder

See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

54. Puppenhaus

Pronounced "POOP-en-hows", a very unpleasant name for a dollhouse. See also German, Scatological.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 7, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

55. Going to Part My Hair

My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.

Added by Anthony on February 15, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

56. Thomas Crapper

While he did not invent the toilet, he did invent the ballcock—an important part of the flushable toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by grouchyteacher on December 28, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

57. It'll Move Like Sh*t Through a Goose

Seriously, geese poop like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.

Added by ScotFinch on November 13, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

58. It'll Make a Turd

That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.

Added by djPleth on November 8, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

59. Bowel Movement

Grandma's favorite dinner-time topic. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on October 19, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

60. Do Yourself a Disservice

Term for accidentally eliminating in one's pants. E.g. "If you don't stop laughing so hard after drinking all that Coke, you're going to do yourself a disservice!" See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on May 24, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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