69 Entries Tagged “Scatological”
Funny Advice
51. If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow. If It's Brown, Flush It Down.
See also Scatological.
Funny Advice
52. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!
See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.
Funny Words
54. Puppenhaus
Pronounced "POOP-en-hows", a very unpleasant name for a dollhouse. See also German, Scatological.
Funny Euphemisms
55. Going to Part My Hair
My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.
Funny People
56. Thomas Crapper
While he did not invent the toilet, he did invent the ballcock—an important part of the flushable toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Funny Sayings
57. It'll Move Like Sh*t Through a Goose
Seriously, geese poop like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.
Funny Sayings
58. It'll Make a Turd
That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.
Funny Phrases
59. Bowel Movement
Grandma's favorite dinner-time topic. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Funny Euphemisms
60. Do Yourself a Disservice
Term for accidentally eliminating in one's pants. E.g. "If you don't stop laughing so hard after drinking all that Coke, you're going to do yourself a disservice!" See also Scatological.