72 Entries Tagged “Scatological”

Funny Sayings

61. It'll Make a Turd

That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.

Added by djPleth on November 8, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

62. Bowel Movement

Grandma's favorite dinner-time topic. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on October 19, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

63. Do Yourself a Disservice

Term for accidentally eliminating in one's pants. E.g. "If you don't stop laughing so hard after drinking all that Coke, you're going to do yourself a disservice!" See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on May 24, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

64. Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on February 7, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

65. Hard Gas

Euphemism for soiling oneself. See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on September 7, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

66. Butthole Brown

This was popular with my kids when they were in 4th and 5th grades. See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on July 27, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

67. Poops McGee

Used to describe how much a shituation sucks. See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on July 7, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

68. Everyone Poops

A childrens book about taking a poo. See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on July 6, 2008| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

69. Skid

Short for skidmark I suppose—a human stain on the underwear of life. Excellent generic insult. See also Scatological.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

70. Diaper Pony

A pony that's kept indoors as a house pet and has to wear a diaper so as not to soil the living room. See also Anthromorphication, Pets, Scatological.

Added by Anthony on November 26, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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