19 Entries Tagged “Water”

Funny Anti-Jokes

12. What’s Wet and Can Fly?

A wet bird. See also Birds, Water.

Added by a Guest on May 11, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

13. Water is like a plant. If you water it, it grows.

See also Water.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

14. Don't Open the Window When in Submarine

See also Water.

Added by LeMeme on March 13, 2020| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

15. Dehydration

Water taste bad and soda doesn't hydrate you... ugh so hard. See also Water.

Added by Miracle on July 18, 2019| 24 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

16. Ocean Sauce

Also known as water. See also Water.

Added by a Guest on July 16, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

17. Water Boner

Also known as ice. See also Water.

Added by garrettjames20605 on May 9, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

18. Submechanophobia

Fear of man-made objects under water. See also Water.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

19. Aquagenic Urticaria

When someone is allergic to water and breaks out in hives and rashes after coming in contact with it, in some cases when drinking water the throat swells... worst case scenario you can never let a drop of water touch your skin without breaking out everywhere. See also Water.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2016| 18 Comments | You Like This |

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