78 Entries Tagged “Flatulence”

Funny Dances

51. The "Mature" American

Step 1: Walk into a crowded room full of foreign people.
Step 2: Say "I have an announcement to make."
Step 3: Start making armpit farts for as long as possible. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on November 14, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

52. The Rump Saxophone

Also known as farting. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on September 28, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

53. Blaming The Fish

"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on August 26, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

54. I Fart in Your General Direction

From Monty Python. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on June 8, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

55. Walking Wind

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Observations

56. Farts Are Just the Ghosts of Things We Eat Shop

See also Flatulence, Ghosts, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

57. Fartacus

Someone who farts a lot. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on August 22, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

58. I Fart to Make You Smell Better

See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on July 27, 2015| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

59. Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers Shop

Disposable charcoal pads affixable to your underwear to minimize odors from flatulence. See also Flatulence, Unnecessary.

Added by Ryan on July 11, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

60. My Girlfriend Farted when I Kissed Her Last Night. Should I Break Up with Her?

Asked and answered on the ever helpful and mature answers.yahoo.com. Marissa Mayer, you are doing God's work. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2015| 14 Comments | You Like This |

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