79 Entries Tagged “Flatulence”

Funny Euphemisms

51. Purr-fume

A cat fart. See also Cats, Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on November 17, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Dances

52. The "Mature" American

Step 1: Walk into a crowded room full of foreign people.
Step 2: Say "I have an announcement to make."
Step 3: Start making armpit farts for as long as possible. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on November 14, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

53. The Rump Saxophone

Also known as farting. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on September 28, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

54. Blaming The Fish

"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on August 26, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

55. I Fart in Your General Direction

From Monty Python. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on June 8, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

56. Walking Wind

See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on June 3, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

57. Farts Are Just the Ghosts of Things We Eat Shop

See also Flatulence, Ghosts, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

58. Fartacus

Someone who farts a lot. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on August 22, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

59. I Fart to Make You Smell Better

See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on July 27, 2015| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

60. Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers Shop

Disposable charcoal pads affixable to your underwear to minimize odors from flatulence. See also Flatulence, Unnecessary.

Added by Ryan on July 11, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.