76 Entries Tagged “Flatulence”

Funny Things to Do

51. Blaming The Fish

"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.

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Funny Insults

52. I Fart in Your General Direction

From Monty Python. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Nicknames

53. Walking Wind

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Observations

54. Farts Are Just the Ghosts of Things We Eat Shop

See also Flatulence, Ghosts, Scatological.

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Funny Nicknames

55. Fartacus

Someone who farts a lot. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Insults

56. I Fart to Make You Smell Better

See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on July 27, 2015| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

57. Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers Shop

Disposable charcoal pads affixable to your underwear to minimize odors from flatulence. See also Flatulence, Unnecessary.

Added by Ryan on July 11, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

58. My Girlfriend Farted when I Kissed Her Last Night. Should I Break Up with Her?

Asked and answered on the ever helpful and mature answers.yahoo.com. Marissa Mayer, you are doing God's work. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Words

59. Ausfahrt

It means "exit" in German, and it makes me giggle. See also Flatulence, German, Sophomoric.

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Funny Euphemisms

60. Fluffing Bunnies

A polite, and adorable, way to explain passing gas. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on September 21, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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