76 Entries Tagged “Flatulence”

Funny Euphemisms

61. Kill a Duck

To flatulate. See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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Funny Nicknames

62. Deep Toot

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Nicknames

63. Toots Magoots

Friendly nickname for a flatulent person. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Euphemisms

64. To Have the Vapors

To pass gas. Used in Victorian times, especially pertaining to women. See also Flatulence, Old-Timey, Victorian.

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Funny Nicknames

65. Zeus Toots

For those who pass gas like thunder and lightning. See also Flatulence, Greek.

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Funny Words

66. Borborygmous

The sound of vibrations of gas or liquid moving through your intestines. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Advice

67. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!

See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 10, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

68. "A Ghost Haunts My Bowels."

And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.

Added by Anthony on November 6, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Toys

69. Flarp

A liquid-like substance. It is sold in plastic containers and when you put your hand in the container, the bubbles in the substance make a fart. See also Flatulence.

Added by levilord on February 15, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

70. Anorexic Farts

There's nothing like the smell of a fart from someone who doesn't eat. See also Flatulence.

Added by Amanda on October 1, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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