79 Entries Tagged “Flatulence”

Funny Quotes

71. "A Ghost Haunts My Bowels."

And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.

Added by Anthony on November 6, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Toys

72. Flarp

A liquid-like substance. It is sold in plastic containers and when you put your hand in the container, the bubbles in the substance make a fart. See also Flatulence.

Added by levilord on February 15, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

73. Anorexic Farts

There's nothing like the smell of a fart from someone who doesn't eat. See also Flatulence.

Added by Amanda on October 1, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

74. Step on a Frog

To pass gas loudly. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on October 8, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

75. Crop Dusting

Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailant must suffer it. See also Flatulence.

Added by Robyn on May 2, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

76. Blunderguff

A fart let off just before a beautiful woman walks into the vicinity. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on January 5, 2008| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

77. The Ass-Trumpet

Holding a megaphone up to a fart. It's a real head-turner. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

78. Borborygmus

The sound of a belly that rumbles. See also Body, Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on May 6, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

79. Shart

A fart with "substance." See also Flatulence, Portmanteau, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on February 23, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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