Entries Tagged “Television”

Funny Quotes

11. "In the Case of 2-Year-Old Alex, You Are the Father."

Maury Povich reading the paternity test results. See also Television.

Added by a Guest on April 14, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

12. Snuffleupaguses

Big, furry, mammoth-type character on Sesame Street, friend of Big Bird. Also referred to as "Snuffy". See also Television.

Added by arrington77 on March 22, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

13. Schlemiel

Of Yiddish origin. An unlucky bumbler, a chump. Can be heard in the theme song from Laverne & Shirley show. See also Jewish, Television.

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Funny Things to Do

14. Falling Down While Spinning the Wheel on "The Price Is Right"

See also Television.

Added by a Guest on December 28, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny TV Shows

15. Romper Room

Each program would open with a greeting from the hostess and the Pledge of Allegiance. Then the hostess and her group of children would embark on an hour (or half hour) of games, exercises, songs and moral lessons, which were regularly accompanied by background music.

At the end of each broadcast, the hostess would look through a "magic mirror" (actually a face-sized open hoop with a handle) and name the children she saw in "televisionland", then recite the rhyme, "Romper, bomper, stomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic mirror, tell me today. Have all my friends had fun at play?" She would then lead into, "I can see Scotty and Kimberly and Julie and Jimmy and Kelly and all of you boys and girls out there!" Did she ever see you? See also 80's, Children, Television.

Added by Jeff on July 26, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

16. Frak

Euphemistic expletive used in Battlestar Galatica and always said with a straight face. See also Profanity, Television.

Added by Chris on May 24, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

17. Richard Milhous "Boner" Stabone

Not sure how they got away with it, but the name of Mike Seaver's best friend on the television show Growing Pains. See also 80's, Sitcom, Television.

Added by Brian on March 31, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

18. Billy Mays

Shouting pitchman for OxiClean, Orange Glo, Engrave It, Mighty Mend-It, Mighty Putty, Hercules Hook, AwesomeAuger, Steam Buddy, Big City Slider Station, The Ding King, and other products. See also Beards, Commercials, Television.

Added by Ryan on February 7, 2009| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

19. Boss Sauce

What Steve Urkel drinks to become his suave alter ego Stefan Urquelle. See also 90's, Sitcom, Television.

Added by Brian on November 15, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

20. A Dog Covering It's Face with It's Paws

The act of an embarrassed dog, but only in 80's sitcoms. See also Pets, Television.

Added by Ryan on September 7, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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