18 Entries Tagged “Weapons”
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13. Cuirass
Armor covering the torso—and yes, it's pronounced "queer ass". See also Sophomoric, Weapons.
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14. Listening to "Ride of the Valkyries" and Running Around Your Apartment With a Calvary Sword.
Especially fun to do when it's snowing outside See also Weapons.
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15. Rack’Em Bed Buddy Home Defense Gun Holder Shop
Keep your shotgun accessible while lying in bed. See also Violence, Weapons.
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16. Hulk Hands
Large, comical green hands made out of some kind of foam that make noises when you punch things. See also Nerds, Weapons.
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17. Dancing Knife Fights
As seen in Michael Jackson videos and West Side Story. See also Musicals, Singers, Weapons.
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18. Blunderbuss
A short, wide-barreled musket. In the original Dutch it was donderbus, 'thunder-box', but the name was altered owing to its tendency to explode in peoples' faces. See also Old-Timey, Weapons.
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