37 Entries Tagged “Religion”

Funny People

21. Chreasters

People who only show up to church on Christmas and Easter. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

22. I Thank God for Making Me an Athiest

See also Ironic, Religion.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2016| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

23. What If God Was One of Us?

What if God was on a bus /
On a bus like one of us /
Just a stranger on a bus /
On a buuuuus. See also Buses, Religion, Subway.

Added by Joe on September 4, 2015| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

24. Wimples

What nuns and even some non-nuns wear on their heads. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on November 9, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

25. The Mediocre Musicians Who Team Up as Your Church's Band

See also Music, Religion.

Added by sexpanther22 on September 21, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

26. Making Change in the Offering Basket

Sorry God, but I need to break this twenty. See also Church, Religion, Selfish.

Added by Corey on April 2, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

27. Virgin Mary

A bloody mary without the vodka. See also Alcohol, Religion.

Added by ads11 on February 16, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

28. The Vatican Roulette

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 14, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

29. Cheese and Rice

A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.

Added by a Guest on January 6, 2010| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

30. Frisbeetarianism

The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and get's stuck. See also Religion.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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