34 Entries Tagged “Religion”
Funny Things to Do
23. Making Change in the Offering Basket
Sorry God, but I need to break this twenty. See also Church, Religion, Selfish.
Funny Euphemisms
25. The Vatican Roulette
Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion.
Funny Euphemisms
26. Cheese and Rice
A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.
Funny Things
27. Frisbeetarianism
The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and get's stuck. See also Religion.
Funny Things to Do
29. Bloody Winkum
Also known as Ratchet Screwdriver, Bloody Winkum is a Quaker game in which teenage boys try to physically prevent their teenage girl partners from kissing a boy called the Winker. See also Games, Religion.
Funny Sayings
30. God Works in Mysterious Ways
Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.