Entries Tagged “Religion”

Funny Drinks

21. Virgin Mary

A bloody mary without the vodka. See also Alcohol, Religion.

Added by ads11 on February 16, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

22. The Vatican Roulette

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion, Sex.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 14, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

23. Cheese and Rice

A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.

Added by a Guest on January 6, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

24. Frisbeetarianism

The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and get's stuck. See also Religion.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

25. Zelophehad

It's in the Old Testament, Book of Kings I think. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on July 3, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

26. Bloody Winkum

Also known as Ratchet Screwdriver, Bloody Winkum is a Quaker game in which teenage boys try to physically prevent their teenage girl partners from kissing a boy called the Winker. See also Games, Religion.

Added by Brian on May 20, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

27. Asking Jesus for Shoes

A funny euphemism for sex, e.g."Nah, my sister can't come to the phone, she's too busy asking Jesus for shoes." See also Religion, Sex.

Added by a Guest on October 10, 2008| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

28. God Works in Mysterious Ways

Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

29. Cherub Figurines Shop

See also Religion.

Added by Ryan on September 11, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

30. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The triple-whammy of blasphemous exclamations. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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