36 Entries Tagged “Religion”

Funny Sayings

21. I Thank God for Making Me an Athiest

See also Ironic, Religion.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2016| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

22. What If God Was One of Us?

What if God was on a bus /
On a bus like one of us /
Just a stranger on a bus /
On a buuuuus. See also Buses, Religion, Subway.

Added by Joe on September 4, 2015| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

23. Wimples

What nuns and even some non-nuns wear on their heads. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on November 9, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

24. The Mediocre Musicians Who Team Up as Your Church's Band

See also Music, Religion.

Added by sexpanther22 on September 21, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

25. Making Change in the Offering Basket

Sorry God, but I need to break this twenty. See also Church, Religion, Selfish.

Added by Corey on April 2, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

26. Virgin Mary

A bloody mary without the vodka. See also Alcohol, Religion.

Added by ads11 on February 16, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

27. The Vatican Roulette

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 14, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

28. Cheese and Rice

A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.

Added by a Guest on January 6, 2010| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

29. Frisbeetarianism

The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and get's stuck. See also Religion.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

30. Zelophehad

It's in the Old Testament, Book of Kings I think. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on July 3, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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