No.
1.
Pearl Cream
Have you ever wondered why it's so hard to tell how old most Oriental women are? The answer is Pearl Cream, made from real pearls and the pulverized dignity of millions of Asian-Americans.
2.
Hong Kong Phooey
Number one super guy!
3.
The Frito Bandito
Guard your lunch, a Mexican is on the loose!
4.
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5.
Chief Nokahoma
Not terribly politically correct name of the Atlanta Brave's team mascot who, incidentally, lived in a teepee erected in the centerfield stands of Fulton County Stadium.
6.
Ancient Chinese Secret
Otherwise known as Calgon Water Softner.
7.
CinaMon
CinaMon is the sandal-wearing, Rastafarian cinnamon stick that Kellogg’s chose as the mascot for Apple Jacks cereal.
8.
The Mexican Hat Dance
Growing up I only knew two things about Mexicans. 1) They danced around hats and 2) they ate beans that jumped.