10 Entries Tagged “Trees”
Funny Anti-Jokes
1. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains, “I’m a Talking Tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” See also Magic, Puns, Trees.
Funny Observations
2. If Trees Were Alive, They Would Make Furniture out of Bones, Flesh, and Blood
See also Dark, Trees.
Funny Observations
3. If trees were sentient, they’d make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
See also Dark, Trees.
Funny Anti-Jokes
4. What do you call a cat stuck in a tree?
Any suggestions? It seems a common enough occurrence to have a name for it at this point. See also Cats, Trees.
Funny Phobias
7. Christougenniatiko Dentrophobia
The fear of Christmas trees. See also Christmas, Trees.
Funny Phobias
9. Nyctohylophobia
If fairy tales have taught us anything, it is that we should all have this phobia, which is the fear of the woods in the night. See also Trees.