Entries Tagged “Pretentious”

Funny Things

1. Clove Cigarettes

See also Pretentious.

Added by Ryan on May 16, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

2. Cummerbund

A wide sash often worn with a tuxedo. A funny piece of clothing and a funny word. See also Pretentious.

Added by Opossum on January 14, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3. Gesturing with Your Eyeglasses

Often dramatically executed by doctors and professors to point at something on a chart. See also Pretentious.

Added by Adie on December 4, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

4. In My Mind's Eye

You can rest assured that anything that follows this lead-in will be worth ignoring. See also Pretentious.

Added by Brian on June 5, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

5. Fancy Wine

You know, the good stuff. See also Alcohol, Pretentious.

Added by Brian on April 17, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

6. "I stopped painting in 1990 at the peak of my success just to deny people my beautiful paintings, and I did it out of spite."

Quote by obnoxious celebutard Vincent Gallo. See also Hipsters, Pretentious.

Added by Frank on January 8, 2007| Comment | You Like This |