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Are you PT?
What? You're not potty-trained? What? You're a pregnant teacher? Well, are you HS?
Dildo, Newfoundland
It's on the map, and I hope to go there.
Ass-Burger Syndrome
The second grade corollary to Asperger's Syndrome. A terrible affliction affecting elementary school teachers with unusually wide posteriors.
Blunderguff
A fart let off just before a beautiful woman walks into the vicinity.
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Women's Bra
Thanks to the possibly 8-year-old commenter under Door-to-Door Salesman for this gem.
Aquatic Scrotum
The aquatic scrotum, the scientific name for a frog which generally resides in Lake Titicaca, is a large, wrinkly frog, with layers of skin that it uses to breathe. They're considered to be good luck because they supposedly bring rain, and are honored, hugged, kissed and stroked until the rain comes, when they are released back into their natural habitat.
Shih Tzu
Otherwise known as the "lion dog".
Wankel Rotary Engine
Invented by German engineer Felix Wankel, which uses a rotor instead of reciprocating pistons.