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Your Kiss (Your Kiss) is on My List
So let me get this straight—the singer of this line admits to keeping a list of the women he plans to kiss? And said woman is supposed to be impressed by her inclusion?
Fresca
Bceause nothing's more refreshing (and sexier) than a grapefruit-flavored soft drink.
Snarf! Snarf!
Catch phrase of the cowardly, elderly housecat Snarf of Thundercat fame.
Photon: The Ultimate Game on Planet Earth
Photon was a laser tag game back in the 80's. As I remember, there was also a TV show, and a series of novels based on the game—surely scintillating reads. It's tag line was "The Ultimate Game on Planet Earth".
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Rewinding Fees
Fees can be avoided if you buy one of these.
The Noid
Avoid the Noid for he ruins pizza unless your pizza is a Domino's pizza in which case it is the Noid and not your pizza that will be on the wrong end of the ruin.
Aquanet
Aside from it's dubious contribution to hair metal, pause for a moment to consider the name. While traditional hairnets are constructed from finely woven mesh and elastic, the artificial hairnets Aquanet generates are apparently made out of aqua.
Where's the beef?
And with that simple question, an old lady stole America's heart.
Square
Contrary to popular belief, it is not hip to be square.