Bceause nothing's more refreshing (and sexier) than a grapefruit-flavored soft drink. See also 80's.
Photon was a laser tag game back in the 80's. As I remember, there was also a TV show, and a series of novels based on the gamesurely scintillating reads. It's tag line was "The Ultimate Game on Planet Earth". See also 80's.
Avoid the Noid for he ruins pizza unless your pizza is a Domino's pizza in which case it is the Noid and not your pizza that will be on the wrong end of the ruin. See also 80's, Fictional.
Aside from it's dubious contribution to hair metal, pause for a moment to consider the name. While traditional hairnets are constructed from finely woven mesh and elastic, the artificial hairnets Aquanet generates are apparently made out of aqua. See also 80's.